Finish this sentence linkup

Yay!! Time for another edition of....

I feel like the sentences are a little harder this time around. I may struggle with this one...

Unlike my sibling(s) (that I love very much)....I was an "oops". 

My best friend says...I can remember everything. Which is really weird because my husband says I have the worst memory ever.

People call me...usually to collect money. Hey, were young and newlyweds. We're working on it. Cut us some slack. 

I most often dream...during the day. I have ADHD. It doesn't take much.

The best part of my day...is anytime there is food in front of me. 

I really don't understand...why you can't drink at work. I would be soo much nicer to my students! We would have a blast!

I get really annoyed...when I can't think of something clever to say.

There's nothing like a...cold beer on a hot day!! Or a cold day. Really any day...

Lately, I can't get enough................................................................................... *wink*

One thing I am NOT is...sober??

I spent too much money on...the kegerator we're too cheap to buy kegs for.

I want to learn....how to clone myself. And hypnotize my husband.

If I ever met Kevin Hart, I would...slowly walk up to him with my hand out and say "Smell my palm. Remember me? I just want to love you with all my heart."

I can't stop...laughing at the moment. Oh man. Kevin Hart. He's hilarious. "PINEAPPLES!!"

Never have I ever...actually won that game. My friends were FREAKS!! Sorry guys.

Reese Witherspoon...is not a Stepford Wife!! Oh my goodness!! She actually got drunk and acted belligerent like normal people!! Good for you Reese, good for you!!

There you go guys!! If you want to join in just head on over to Holly or Jake's blog and linkup!! Leave me a comment and let me know what you think of my answers!!www.thelifeofjake.com