Hashtag Humpday!

Well we're on the third day of my first week of this summer program shenanigans. So far things are going smoothly. I'm learning so much and it's so interesting seeing things from another point of view. So far so good, pray for me. #keepupthehappythoughts #letshopeitstaysthisway



I have a feeling I'm not going to get the opportunity to blog that often this summer. Don't leave me!! I'll be back as soon as school starts back up. Who knows, maybe I'll get more time then I thought I would but a lot of my blogging happened before school started the past few months, and now that I'm trying to get to the gym in the mornings I won't have too much time. Maybe I can plan my Sundays for blogging days, but I'm hoping to actually get to spend some more time with my husband this summer so...we'll see. #staywithme #illbeback #terminatorquotes


That's all for now. I know I don't have much but truthfully I'm super hectic right now. I barely even have enough time to pee throughout my day. haha. #gottagogottagogottagorightnow #peepeedance

Hashtag Humpday

SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!! Yesterday was our last day with students. We still have today and tomorrow before we are officially out, but my room is done and all I have to do is sit here and bullshit all day!! Best kind of work day, ever!! I think Mike and I are going to celebrate tomorrow night but truthfully I have to work in the morning on Friday for the summer program so we'll see. But of course I'll have a few drinks!! #whendoinot #cuealicecooper #schoolsoutforever


I've started playing with my Swagbucks again. (p.s. if you haven't heard of it, go google it.  Essentially it's just like ebates only there are even more ways you can earn points to get free money!! Let me know you want to join! I can refer you!!) I need to be more dedicated. I've slacked off and I'm not feeling as inspired, but I'm getting back into it, because I need to make some money before Christmas time!! #swag #freemoney #helpmeimpoor #makeitrain



I'm going to need some help on this one. So...I have another gym plan. Now that my ankle is almost back to normal and the gym is opened again (they shut down for renovations) I can get back in the gym. My main problem with going is that there is always something that happens. For example, Mike says we should go to Happy Hour. Of course!! I'll just skip the gym. Or it's been a really long hot hard day....Guess I'll go tomorrow. So I've decided that I'm going to get up early and go before work. Now...I am most certainly NOT an early morning person. It takes me being dragged behind wild horses to want to get out of bed, some times, but I'm going to start doing this thing. Then, I get it out of the way early and there aren't excuses for what I have to do later. Like I said....I'm going to need help on this. Who's a morning workout person that can keep me in check?? #itsreallylackofmotivation #butivegotwaytoomuchjunkinthistrunk #andunderthehoodforthatmatter



Where my GOT fans at??? WTF?? I'm not going to be a spoiler, but if you haven't seen the finale, go watch it and then come back here and comment on this post. Truth?? I don't think he's dead. He'll be back. I know, I know, I said the same thing about Ned Stark, and the first thing you saw in the next season was his head on a stake....but I'm for real. Mike read the books and he's pretty certain, too. We have two theories.........if you're reading this it might give it away............... A) He's a warg. So....can't he just warg into Ghost? Or B) Melisandre is going to bring him back to life, because we all know she wants a piece of that. And........in an interview earlier on this person said he was signed on for 7 seasons. So truthfully, I don't know if I think he'll be back next season. But I'm pretty sure he'll be back for sure in season 7. And, I know you're not going to believe me, but Mike and I came up with these theories way before they started speculating on social media. So...since everyone else thinks the same thing one of two things is going to happen, either we're all right and we will see it come to fruition.....or....we're all right and since we're all right they'll change the plot to screw with us. #idontlikebeingscrewed #haweallknowthatsnottrue #effthewatch

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Funny story {bro}... Mike had training yesterday for his job and......HE GOT TASED!! Haha. How awesome is that? I told his sergeant they should let their wives pull the trigger. Talk about getting out some frustration?? Wouldn't that be perfect? Can you imagine getting the opportunity to tase your husband?? Aww, man. *sigh* It would be wonderful. #sorrynotsorry #iwishisawhisface #dontworrysomeonetapedit #donttasemebro


I need someone to feel sorry for me and buy me things. Maybe I should start leading rich men on so they drape me in jewelry and shoes and take me on sick vacations. When I was in college my mom always told me I should marry rich, sleep with him once, and he'd probably croak in the process. Then I could live off of that for a while. I wish I was that selfish. Lord knows between Mike and I we don't bring much to the table. It would be nice not to have to worry about material things. They say money doesn't buy happiness but I can't think of anything I need that doesn't require a purchase. #helpmeimpoor #buymeallthethings #ineedasugardaddy


My mom is retiring this year after like 4,000 years of teaching. She's been super nervous because she's scared she won't have anything to do. Isn't that the point? I'm pretty sure when I retire you'll find me fat as all hell, with cheetos on my lap, a drink in my hand, and an indent on the couch. Well, maybe for the first few years, then I'll probably travel a little. When I travel you will find me on a cruise ship, by the pool, food on my belly, drink in my hand, and an indent on the pool chair. I'm just going to pretty much not give a fluck. #letthecountdownbegin #ivegotlikeathousandyearsleft #wtf

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Hey look at me, I'm baacck! Sorry Monday's are my slacker days and since Tuesday was kind of like a Monday, Tuesday was my slacker day, too. #sorrynotsorry

This weekend was a blast. I was super nervous I would have nothing to do because Mike was working....of course. But, I took matters into my own hands and I was so busy I actually had to choose between things. Look at me!! I'm not sitting around moping any more. I'm doin shit! I pretty much laid out the entire weekend. Sunday I went to a wine and craft beer tasting and was wrecked by about 2. Luckily, we had a cookout that night at our neighbors so we just carried on with the drunkenness. Sad part is we were all beat from the sun and drinks so most of us headed to bed about 10. #slackers #ineedbeautysleep #imtoooldforthis



This is like the best week ever. We were off on Monday so it makes it a 4 day week, plus Career Day is tomorrow so really...I only have to deal with these shizzles for 3 days. I can handle that. Next week, however, I'm not making any guarantees. #whycanttheyallbelikethis #ifonlywecoulddrink


Confession: I'm lazy as 'ish in the summertime. All I want to do is lay out and drink and anything that hinders that sometimes makes me a bitch. You know how everyone always says teachers teach for 3 reasons, June, July, and August. Nosir. I get 2 weeks off. And those 2 weeks are right before school starts again so all I so is anticipate the first day. I know, I know, I can't complain. But still...I want to take advantage of the summers like everyone else. Actually this year was going to be the year I did that, but I was offered this job and I couldn't turn it down. So...it's my own fault. But......it sure would be nice. #teacherslivesmatter #prayforavacay #anotherreasontodrinkatschool