Finish the Sentence Linkup with Jake and Holly

Holly is another blogger that I have recently started stalking following. I also follow her husband Hubby Jack who is sooo funny. (You have to check out yesterday's blog post about Laura from Walking in Memphis in High Heels. Yet another awesome blogger. She does lots of fashion stuff and I definitely wish I had her wardrobe!!)

Anywhoooo, Holly and Jake are doing a "finish this sentence" linkup today and it seems pretty funny. Feel free to join us by going to Holly's blog and linking up with your own details!!

1. I laughed so hard I cried...whenever Kevin Hart tells a story. Love him!! "PINEAPPLES!!"

2. My high school...had students who drove tractors to prom in camo tuxedos. Enough said.

3. It really pisses me off when... people don't text back. Skinny people call themselves fat. Mike puts his finger in my mouth when I yawn. My dog barks at nothing. I walk into a spiderweb. Old people drive. People lack common sense....

4. In ten years...I hope my mother has learned to call before dropping by. One of these days she might be in for a treat. :)

5. If I could erase one thing...it would be the decimal point in my paycheck. :)

6. In 1999...I had bangs, wore flowered skinny jeans, and had a denim button-up shirt. Wait...that was yesterday.

7. Honestly...this starter is a little intimidating. 

8. To me, Sushi...is amazeballs!! The Goober has to crave it. I could eat it every day. There's a little place close to use called Cafe Sado right on the water and they do BOGO everyday!! So delish!!

9. Someone really needs to invent...the teleport. I know, I know...so cliche'. But, fo rizzle, I drive an hour to work each way. And how awesome would it be to snap your fingers and be at a little beach bar in Tahiti after a long day of work??

10. The first time I drank alcohol... I was probably 11. Yup, I know. Sorry Mom. I can't remember every detail but it was a party and I drank Boone's Farm. It was all downhill from there. Never got drunk. I guess I've always had a high tolerance. I always tell Mike he feel in love with me because I could drink his friends under the table!! :) 

11. The one question I would ask God is...Where's the bar?

12. Lindsay Lohan............................................................................................Enough said.

Join in and leave me a comment with your blog address so I can go look!!

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