Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Never Have I Ever...


seen an episode of Breaking Bad. It's true. Mike watched every episode in like a week, I caught up on my Real Housewives.

- met up with another blogger. I've had a few opportunities but it never seems to work out.

- spent more than $30 on a pair of jeans. I'm cheap as shit. Truth is, I won't even buy a pair of $30 jeans unless I'm in love.

- worn lipstick for anything other than dance recitals. I'm more of a chapstick and lip gloss kinda chick.

- been satisfied with the first take of a selfie. It's horrible. I have multiple of the same picture with different faces. It's never just one and done.

- done a keg stand. I think I was always afraid they wouldn't be able to pick me up. Or they would drop me......who knows.

-  worn leather pants. I did, however, have the most awesome red snakeskin pleather tube top when I was in high school. And I rocked the shit out of it.

- owned an iPhone. And I don't plan on it. People go through iPhones like underwear. I'm afraid of the addiction.

- had a spray tan. But I'm totally thinking about it because the sun doesn't tan the lower part of my legs very well. Damn sun.

- been to California...or Hawaii. But I've been to every other state and Alaska twice!! I've also been a few places overseas and Mike and I cruise every year (except this one.....booooo....) so we've been to a ton of places in the Caribbean.

- read a Harry Potter book. When those books came out I taught middle school. I couldn't bring myself to read the same things they were, and now I'm totally not interested. lol. Same with the Twilight Series.

- sent a naughty picture to my husband. Believe me....he doesn't want to see it. haha.

- had grits...or scrapple. And I have no desire to....

7 comments :

  1. Wow! You've been to 48 of the 50 states? That's impressive!

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  2. Breaking Bad is amazing! One day you must watch it!
    I still haven't read the Harry Potter Books, but I did read the Twilight Series. If you love the movies you will love the books even more.

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  3. This list is so me! HAHA!
    Minus the iPhone and the Cali/Hawaii thing.

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  4. HOW have you never read Harry Potter?! and you need to watch breaking bad immediately ha

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  5. This was a great idea for a post. I'd love to do one of my own if thats OK with you!?

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  6. I haven't watched Breaking Bad yet either. It's on netflix so it's on my list, but I don't seem to be in a hurry. Keg stands though, I've definitely done ;)

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  7. Love this post! Also, you have to try grits at least once in your life!! They are delicious!

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