Tuesday, January 28, 2014

OVER IT!!!

OMG!! I want to be on a beach with sand in my toes and tequila in my mouth right now!! I'm so over this cold weather. I'm a total blitch and lazy as crap. How am I supposed to lose weight when I can't get out from under my blanket?!?!?!

Rum Point

My friend told me she's headed out to Cancun next week or something. Heaux. Thanks for leaving me stuck here in this cold below freezing temperature. I mean honestly?!?! Is there a point for Groundhog Day next week?? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure Mother Nature has decided to marry Jack Frost and screw us all. Who needs a stupid groundhog named Phil to tell us that...oh hey, winter's not over bitchezzzzz!!! Really?!?! Because my electric bill and frostbitten toes didn't already remind me!

Cozumel Bar Hop

The snow days have been nice, until June when it's gorgeous and warm outside and we have make-up days that take us into July!!! Oh, but you have 3 months off!! NOPE!! Not this chick! I work em all. I might have a total of a week off in the summer. And we use that to go on our cruises...which mind you are much more expensive in the summer. Truthfully, however, the one summer I did take off was incredibly boring because everyone else was working and I got lazy and fat and became an alcoholic.


So for now, until it gets warm and beautiful like it was on the days we were in these places, I'll continue to be miserable and complain. Because what else is there to do when it's colder than a witches tottie out there?!?! 

14 comments :

  1. i am right there with you warm teh f up maryland!!

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  2. Oh girl- I'm right there with you. I just can't even handle this damn winter anymore. I always feel cold and going outside is miserable!! Dreaming of the beach for sure.

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  3. I am with you girl! The cold is making me lazy! I just want to curl under the cover and my skin is taking a beating!

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  4. I agree! Where I am from its -15 today without the wind chill! Your pictures make me want to go to a beach right now!!

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  5. come to ft lauderdale, its 80 degrees and sunny! ( sorry i had to)

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  6. I am having such a hard time getting up in the morning because my three blankies are SO WARM and the outside air IS NOT.

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  7. Come to CA! The coldest it has gotten is like 50s and I want either cold or hot, not this bipolar hot and then cold Katy Perry song for the weather

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  8. mother nature needs to get laid, i keep saying LOL
    I sure hope she starts being nice soon. We need spring to hurry up and be here

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  9. Preach sister.
    I am running out of vaca days to avoid this terrible frozen tundra.

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  10. You are correct girl! Never have I ever in my entire life complained about it being too hot outside, but winter?? I HATE it!

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  11. I hear ya! I'm not a beach person myself, but after all this crazy, nasty, freezing weather I wouldn't mind a week on a beach on some tropical island...just as long as there is alcohol and WiFi!

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  12. I need a beach in my life!! We are at least moving back towards the South, so that'll help ;)

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  13. I am soooo over this weather!!! I just want it to be hot!!!!!!

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