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Thursday, January 30, 2014

Thirsty Thursday: Valentine's Day Edition

It's Thurrrrsty Thursday!!

What better drank for Valentine's Day than something nastay nastay!! And it makes a whole punch bowl's worth of nastay!! So here it is!

The Pink Panty Dropper!!
Clearly this isn't my picture. But, I couldn't find a source so I hope no one sues me!!
INGREDIENTS:
18 cans of beer
1 bottle everclear (didn't specify so.......play with it?? twss)
1 bottle tequila (same as above)
1 gallon maybe pink lemonade (you know I'm not good with measurements)

DIRECTIONS:
Mix that shit!

I would put the beer last but the other recipes call for beer first. To me I would add it after everything else is mixed in so it stays carbonated. 

And....tequila makes her clothes fall off so....drop them panties!!!

OK ladies it's your turn!! Scroll on down, grab a button, and link up with me!! Remember it doesn't have to be a drank. It can be anything Valentine's Day Party related!! Decor, food, playlists.....anythang!!

I'm going to do a few more Valentine's Day themed posts so I didn't want to reveal too much this week. :)

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1. Follow Hopelessly Ever After via GFC or Bloglovin'.
2. Grab a button from below and put it in your post.
3. Write about your favorite alcoholic beverage, tablescape, appetizer, entrée, decorations....anything for a partaaayy!!
4. Come back here and link up!!!
5. Get some new recipes or drink ideas for your Valentine's Day and make a new friend!!
6. Send a tweet with #ThirstyThursday and include @leggs532 so I can see it!!

Don't forget, the next linkup is the last Thursday in February!!

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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Tomorrow is Thirsty Thursday!!

Don't forget tomorrow is the Thirsty Thursday linkup!! Anything that I can use for my Valentine's Day Parrrrttaayyy!! So it can be a drank, a tablescape, playlist, recipe, gift ideas, decorations, DIY.....anything!!! I can't wait to see what you might have in store for me!!


Tuesday, January 28, 2014

OVER IT!!!

OMG!! I want to be on a beach with sand in my toes and tequila in my mouth right now!! I'm so over this cold weather. I'm a total blitch and lazy as crap. How am I supposed to lose weight when I can't get out from under my blanket?!?!?!

Rum Point

My friend told me she's headed out to Cancun next week or something. Heaux. Thanks for leaving me stuck here in this cold below freezing temperature. I mean honestly?!?! Is there a point for Groundhog Day next week?? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure Mother Nature has decided to marry Jack Frost and screw us all. Who needs a stupid groundhog named Phil to tell us that...oh hey, winter's not over bitchezzzzz!!! Really?!?! Because my electric bill and frostbitten toes didn't already remind me!

Cozumel Bar Hop

The snow days have been nice, until June when it's gorgeous and warm outside and we have make-up days that take us into July!!! Oh, but you have 3 months off!! NOPE!! Not this chick! I work em all. I might have a total of a week off in the summer. And we use that to go on our cruises...which mind you are much more expensive in the summer. Truthfully, however, the one summer I did take off was incredibly boring because everyone else was working and I got lazy and fat and became an alcoholic.


So for now, until it gets warm and beautiful like it was on the days we were in these places, I'll continue to be miserable and complain. Because what else is there to do when it's colder than a witches tottie out there?!?! 

Monday, January 27, 2014

Now Hiring: A Nanny for my Husband

Why is it that when guys are sick it's like the world is ending?!?! You really think you're going to die, don't you?? THEN GO TO THE DAMN ER!!

Mike has had some kind of stomach issue for the last 4 days. The flu is going around but, it doesn't seem like that. The only time he throws up is at work...which reminds me, remember when we were in school and used to lie about throwing up in the bathroom just to go home?? Yeah....and he hasn't had any "bathroom" problems so I'm calling "bullshit". I think he's just a puss. Like most men...

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However, despite all the moaning and groaning and painful screams, he still won't go to the ER. This was literally our conversation last night...mind you this is when he came home from work at 2 in the morning and scared the shit out of me because he didn't tell me he was coming home.

Mike: "I almost stopped at the hospital."
Me: "Why didn't you?"
Mike: *shiver, shiver, moan, shiver, moan* "Because they probably wouldn't do anything."
Me: *eye roll* "Oh."
Mike: *shiver, shiver, groan, shiver, moan, shiver* Repeat 2380236876529708502395 times.
Me: "If you're seriously having that hard of a time you should probably go to the ER. You sound ridiculous. I mean if it's that bad you're probably going to die tonight, so we might want to head out."
Mike: *miraculously stopped shivering* "You're mean. You don't even care how I feel." *remembers he's supposed to shiver...shiver, shiver, moan, groan, shoot me.*
Me: "Listen, you're shaking the whole bed. I'm getting nauseous."...........

Ugh...they're so dramatic!!

Like Mike can literally say..."Man I feel like I might be getting sick." and I'm online looking for flights far far away. Any nanny takers for when Mike's sick?!?!

What do you do when your man acts like that?!?! 


Friday, January 24, 2014

Last Day: $60 VS Gift Card Giveaway!!

Today is the last day for the giveaway ladies!!! I'll be choosing the winner tomorrow and sending out the email!! Don't forget I will be checking all the entries so don't you be a liar!!


Jess :: Morgan :: Marty :: Alicia :: Candra


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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Next week is Thirsty Thursday!!!

For those of you who are new this month, the last Thursday of every month we link up for Thirsty Thursday. We used to do it every week but it got to be kinda crazy plus made me look like a total alchy so we changed it to something more manageable. 

The linkup is very simple. Every month there is a theme and you can link up anything "entertaining" related that goes along with that theme. It can be a drank (alcoholic for drink), an appetizer, dessert, playlist, party ideas, DIY....anything.

This month's theme is going to be (drum roll, please).........................VALENTINE'S DAY, duh. What else would it be? Plus I need some ideas for how to get my hubby in bed. haha. jk. I just like an excuse to drink, so alcoholic dranks are always recommended. Date ideas and presents are awesome, too. I usually do something stupid for V-Day like make guacamole.

The linkup will go live Thursday January, 28 at midnight!! I can't wait to see what you have in store for me!! You can grab the linkup button from my sidebar!!



Don't forget to go enter the giveaway!! It ends tomorrow and believe me you don't want to miss it!!


Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Taste of Tuesday - Crockpot Ham Potato Soup

Don't forget about the giveaway going on right now!! $60 to Victoria's Secret for some sexaayyy!!

OK, so first off, this was originally created by Paula Deen. So...I'm just saying you should try it for that reason only. lol. But, as usual, I changed it around a little to make it fit us.

Crockpot Potato Soup with Ham


INGREDIENTS:
1 package (30 oz) frozen hash browns, cubed not shredded
3-4 cups ham, cubed
3 1/2 cups chicken broth
1 can cream of chicken soup
1/2 cup diced onion
8oz 1/3 less fat cream cheese (you can use regular, of course)
1/2 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
green onion for garnish
pepper to taste
additional herbs as you like

DIRECTIONS:
Mix all ingredients except for cream cheese and shredded cheese in crockpot. Put on medium or high for about 4 hours.
Add cream cheese and shredded cheese. Cook an additional 30 minutes.

Done. BOOM!